We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand .
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop.
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.?Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
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